Semasa kedatangan sepupu mereka Husna Qaisara pada bulan ramadhan di banting,selangor.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
Kenali komputer anda.
Some computer terms translated to BM, Don’t you think that computer terminology in Bahasa Malaysia is really weird?
Cakera Keras = Hard Disk
Tetikus = Mouse
Papan Kunci = Keyboard
CD-ROM = Cakera Padat Ingatan Melalui Pembacaan (CP-IMP) - Isn’t that bit too much to ingat?
Try pronouncing that without twisting your tongue or pausing to think.
IMPs? Monitor = What’s the term for this? KETUA DARJAH?
Modem = Could it be called “PEMPEND” <– PEModulasi, PENDemodulasi?
Motherboard = “Papan Ibu” probably? Maybe the best motherboards can be awarded the “Papan Ibu Mithali” then?
Sound Card = Kad Bunyi?
Sound Blaster = Peletup Bunyi?
Pipeline Burst Cache = Duit Garisan Paip Meletup?
Local Bus = Bas Tempatan? Sounds good to me.
VESA Local Bus = Bas Tempatan VESA?
Flatbed = Katil leper? OR Katil Rumah Pangsa (Flat)?
WWW = Sarang labah-labah Selebar Dunia (SSD)? Sounds quite convincing to me.
Then what would you call daughterboards? Papan anak perempuan? That sounds a little kinky for me :))
What about SIMMs and DIMMs and such…? *laf* wonder what would you call ink jets then Pancutan Dakwat???
What about “Plug and Play [tm]”? Hmmm..Plug and play….Cucuk dan Main??? Somehow I think not.
Joystick = Batang Gembira or Batang Ria?? Damn obscene man!!
tapi itulah hakikatnya.
Cakera Keras = Hard Disk
Tetikus = Mouse
Papan Kunci = Keyboard
CD-ROM = Cakera Padat Ingatan Melalui Pembacaan (CP-IMP) - Isn’t that bit too much to ingat?
Try pronouncing that without twisting your tongue or pausing to think.
IMPs? Monitor = What’s the term for this? KETUA DARJAH?
Modem = Could it be called “PEMPEND” <– PEModulasi, PENDemodulasi?
Motherboard = “Papan Ibu” probably? Maybe the best motherboards can be awarded the “Papan Ibu Mithali” then?
Sound Card = Kad Bunyi?
Sound Blaster = Peletup Bunyi?
Pipeline Burst Cache = Duit Garisan Paip Meletup?
Local Bus = Bas Tempatan? Sounds good to me.
VESA Local Bus = Bas Tempatan VESA?
Flatbed = Katil leper? OR Katil Rumah Pangsa (Flat)?
WWW = Sarang labah-labah Selebar Dunia (SSD)? Sounds quite convincing to me.
Then what would you call daughterboards? Papan anak perempuan? That sounds a little kinky for me :))
What about SIMMs and DIMMs and such…? *laf* wonder what would you call ink jets then Pancutan Dakwat???
What about “Plug and Play [tm]”? Hmmm..Plug and play….Cucuk dan Main??? Somehow I think not.
Joystick = Batang Gembira or Batang Ria?? Damn obscene man!!
tapi itulah hakikatnya.
before & After marriage.
Before marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the tOP...
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the tOP...
Saman???
Kalau anda nak check saman samada ada kenderaan atau tiada kenderaan. Ada lesen atau tiada lesen. Anda memang dah kena saman waima anda menaiki basikal. cuba cek kat laman dibawah:
http://pkukmweb.ukm.my/~knam/JPJ.htm
Kalau tak caya cubalah, saya dah cuba kena 3 saman tadi,tak sedar pun.padahal saya naik basikal.
http://pkukmweb.ukm.my/~knam/JPJ.htm
Kalau tak caya cubalah, saya dah cuba kena 3 saman tadi,tak sedar pun.padahal saya naik basikal.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Nama anak...
Org Jawa, apabila mendapat anak, masa lahir lagi dah diniatkan harapan mak bapak bila anak tu besar esok. Jadi, bila bagi nama, selalunya nama tu ada kena mengena dgn harapan tadi.
Walau bagaimanapun, takut jugak tak menjadi, jadi disamar2kanlah maksudnya…. Berikut diturunkan beberapa nama2 tersebut: -
Harap2 besar esok akan pandai tanam bunga, diberikan nama Rosman.
- Pandai membaiki kereta, namakan Karman -
Everage dlm golf, Parman
- Pandai dlm penulisan, Suratman
- Gagah perkasa, Suparman
- Boleh mendengar sambil berjalan, Wakiman
- Selalu bertanya, Azman(loghat jawa bunyi Asman)
- Pandai buat kuih, Paiman
- Pakar jualan, Salman - Pakar pasal alam sekitar, JASman
- Pandai melukis, tulis sajak, nyanyi lagu, Saniman
- Doktor gigi, Sigiman - Supaya cepat naik pangkat, Yasman
- Bakal kaki pukul dan dera orang, Deraman
- Yang ada darah benggali, Manbai
-nak anak jadi menteri besar bagi nama .........
Walau bagaimanapun, takut jugak tak menjadi, jadi disamar2kanlah maksudnya…. Berikut diturunkan beberapa nama2 tersebut: -
Harap2 besar esok akan pandai tanam bunga, diberikan nama Rosman.
- Pandai membaiki kereta, namakan Karman -
Everage dlm golf, Parman
- Pandai dlm penulisan, Suratman
- Gagah perkasa, Suparman
- Boleh mendengar sambil berjalan, Wakiman
- Selalu bertanya, Azman(loghat jawa bunyi Asman)
- Pandai buat kuih, Paiman
- Pakar jualan, Salman - Pakar pasal alam sekitar, JASman
- Pandai melukis, tulis sajak, nyanyi lagu, Saniman
- Doktor gigi, Sigiman - Supaya cepat naik pangkat, Yasman
- Bakal kaki pukul dan dera orang, Deraman
- Yang ada darah benggali, Manbai
-nak anak jadi menteri besar bagi nama .........
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
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